Worship the BASS[link]
"The BASS is worshiped by the Gu Fu Kya Sef tribe. Whosoever danceth not, knoweth not the way of life."
The Gu Fu Kya Sef tribe is mysterious in origin. It is believed to come from somewhere deep within the heart of Africa, but has made its way to North America, where more and more people are beginning to worship the BASS. The Gu Fu Kya Sef tribe is rapidly growing in number. It is also known as The Order of the BASS.
"The BASS is all, yet it is nothing. You are one with the BASS and it is one with you."
You cannot escape the BASS. It is all around you. It moves you. It is the ryhtm of your life. The beat of your soul. The BASS is the God of Groove. It is neither a man nor a woman - it simply is. This is the beauty of the BASS. It simply is.
"Bass is the bassis of all life. It creates, it moves, it surrounds. The bassics are simple: dance. Worship the BASS."
You worship the BASS through dance. Do you hear that tribal pounding? In your heart, you know you must move. You must dance. This is because the BASS is within us all. It is in everything we feel, everything we touch, everything we hear, everyone we meet. To further understand this, you must understand dance: [link] (top definition)
Through dance we find freedom. It is a pure and beautiful form of expression.
The BASS is inside us all. Some people choose to deny themselves. We think this is really fucking sad.
BASS may also stand for Bad Ass Sex Soliciters. Why? We don't know. It just does.
*note: this was inpired because of how fucking lame this website is. [link] ...truth about raves my ass. there is only one truth...the BASS!
Devious Comments
And those idiotic religious zealots...They attack Rave culture now? When will they stop?
These are the same folk who massacred the wolf race and native americans over history. Wolves were persecuted because they were thought to be a beast of 'The Devil' The natives were killed because 'they were savages' and 'pegan heathens'.
Screw any religious zealot who thinks their above the God they worship; They fail to relaise that (and it's in their Bible) 'All humans are sinners in the eyes of the lord'. It's ultimatly up to God to judge us, not these freak'n morons.
and you must come to Shambha! You can stay in our eclectic camp of random people from everywhere! ^_^ We have my bf coming from ON, BriBri and Carla coming from Cowgary (hopefully), people from Rossland and Nelson...it's gonna be a wicked camp.
And we're gonna make signs and art and stuff to make our camp stand out. It'll be so cool.
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much love, xoxox
+britz
worship the BASS [link]
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much love, xoxox
+britz
worship the BASS [link]
I just registered on their site, and will probably get the tix by Christmas (Thank you Christmas Bonus) if not, I'll have no prob getting the $100. Don't worry, I get a ticket^_^
Next, I need to work out something fierce, I'm so out of shape^o_o^
i need to start working out too, im getting a fat tummy. o_o;
but that'll be wicked. ^_^ if you're into costuming, by all means, bring crazy costumes etc...thats what this festival is all about. having fun and being yourself.
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much love, xoxox
+britz
worship the BASS [link]
And yes, I will wild out with costumes. I know just exactly what to wear too.
TAHNK YOU so much for inviting me along, this makes me feel so special that I can be a part of this^_^ Next to my Never Sleep book being published, this will be the biggest event for me in 2004 ^o_o^
At least it's not as bad as godhatefags.com I really wanna deck those people. And by that I mean knock 'em down and break in my new sword on a few fun, nonlethal places that'll leave them disfigured for life.
And now I must watch Outlaw Star to put me back in a good mood. How cool of a name is "Hot Ice Hilda?"
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